sweet dreams are made of these
this is just going to take a minute
you're intense and need a stabilizer
a tranquilizer, a maximizer
just a little bump
to keep you
on toppa
tings
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
that friendly - feminine voice - the voice of comfort
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
that friendly - feminine voice - the voice of comfort
relax - ok just shut
the f*ck up and listen
the f*ck up and listen
ok, your finances are low
and your blood pressure is high
we can fix all that
whispering - shhhh
whispering - shhhh
ok, we've developed this little cocktail
just for you and you're just right for the trial run
good news - i've just talked to my manager
congratulations! you're IN
yes - you qualify!
congratulations! you're IN
yes - you qualify!
just be patient - ok not just yet
if you believe in the prescription transcription
it's new, improved and approved
you're doing just fine
relax
oh right, your insurance may not cover this
do you have a back-up plan
a contingency - i mean
credit card perhaps
who am i to disagree
a contingency - i mean
credit card perhaps
who am i to disagree
there you go - are we feeling better yet
oh more - you want more - no
that's not how this works
who do i work for ?
not important
oh more - you want more - no
that's not how this works
who do i work for ?
not important
i get angry sometimes
assholes - all of them
no worries - i got it all in check
it's all about the reassurance
i've been recruited
by the best
i've been recruited
by the best
trust me, it's all i ask
it's all going to be
ok
rage/rape management comes with membership
and i'm an employee - yep big perks
ok like, you - can be just like
ME
travel the world - and the seven seas
we've got this all under control
OMG like - i got this phone
and can take pictures
of myself in like - high def
and post them on-line
with my friends
i can even have "friends"
that i don't even really have
how frikkin cool
is that
?
everybody's looking for something
so ok, enough about you - let's talk about
ME
i gotta story to tell and gosh darnit
i'm gonna get this out there
the american dream can be real
you just have to believe
this is a slam-dunk
scenerio
some of them want to use you
just follow along and remain calm
it's all i ask
your paralysis progress report will be available
on-line in just a few short weeks
- at www.youareofficiallyfucked.com -
oh and your membership comes with 24/7 tech support
just sign in with your username
credit card number
and password
we got you covered - you're beautiful
you're going to be
ok
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
until then
just relax, strapped in
put on your high fidelity ear-buds
and drift into your familiar slumber
oh you like the "Beebs"
get the f*ck out
!
yes, you too can be a "belieber"
hey kids - just plug and play
medication is not that bad really
once you get used to it
some of them want to be
used by you
it's like taking that little trip back home
and into that comfort carnival
that you've become
accustomed to
only better
because we have this way
of making the pain go away
while you still maintain
your 3 squares a day
hey mom - STOP EATING!
oh right, did i mention - there's a disclaimer
nothing important really
it's just this contract you need to sign
ok, right - right here
on the dotted line
this is something you're deciding to do yes
it's not something that we can ultimately
be responsible for
i'm gonna use you
abuse you
no worries - all ok, just relax - just surrender to the process
you're worth it - remember that we're looking out for you
we're on top of things
no worries
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
sweet dreams
are made of these
you're not alone - no, not just yet - but hey
there's a movie coming out soon - top shelf
and you my friend
are in it
rage/rape management comes with membership
and i'm an employee - yep big perks
ok like, you - can be just like
ME
travel the world - and the seven seas
we've got this all under control
OMG like - i got this phone
and can take pictures
of myself in like - high def
and post them on-line
with my friends
i can even have "friends"
that i don't even really have
how frikkin cool
is that
?
everybody's looking for something
so ok, enough about you - let's talk about
ME
i gotta story to tell and gosh darnit
i'm gonna get this out there
the american dream can be real
you just have to believe
this is a slam-dunk
scenerio
some of them want to use you
just follow along and remain calm
it's all i ask
your paralysis progress report will be available
on-line in just a few short weeks
- at www.youareofficiallyfucked.com -
oh and your membership comes with 24/7 tech support
just sign in with your username
credit card number
and password
we got you covered - you're beautiful
you're going to be
ok
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
until then
just relax, strapped in
put on your high fidelity ear-buds
and drift into your familiar slumber
oh you like the "Beebs"
get the f*ck out
!
yes, you too can be a "belieber"
hey kids - just plug and play
medication is not that bad really
once you get used to it
some of them want to be
used by you
it's like taking that little trip back home
and into that comfort carnival
that you've become
accustomed to
only better
because we have this way
of making the pain go away
while you still maintain
your 3 squares a day
hey mom - STOP EATING!
oh right, did i mention - there's a disclaimer
nothing important really
it's just this contract you need to sign
ok, right - right here
on the dotted line
this is something you're deciding to do yes
it's not something that we can ultimately
be responsible for
i'm gonna use you
abuse you
no worries - all ok, just relax - just surrender to the process
you're worth it - remember that we're looking out for you
we're on top of things
no worries
a m e r i c a n s e l f i e
sweet dreams
are made of these
you're not alone - no, not just yet - but hey
there's a movie coming out soon - top shelf
and you my friend
are in it
